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11/23/2006
MLM Success Tips | OUCH! That's Gotta Hurt!
MLM Joke of the Day:
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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Guess the moral to this story is know the rules before you start playing the game!!!
That means if you're in any MLM, or even thinking about getting into a MLM, read your Policy and Procedures!
I could really help alleviate your pain in the long run!!!
Make it a Great Day!
Suzane
10:05 Posted in MLM Success Tips | Permalink | Comments (2) | Email this | Tags: MLM, Network Marketing, MLM Success, MLM Policy Procedure, Network Marketing Policy Procedure
Comments
Thanks Suzanne!
You've offered me not just a great MLM tip, but have also helped me out with my daily chuckle quota!
Monte
Posted by: Monte | 11/29/2006
Glad I could "kill 2 birds with one stone"! LOL, I just crack myself up!
Suzanne
Posted by: Suzanne | 11/30/2006